"Sam Ferguson's Everything I know about Romance
Tips (Series 1 of 5)"
First: Make an impression. Say that she is pretty and smart and all that stuff.
Second: You need to make sure she can rely on you. She can depend on you not to break her heart. And like you know, that you'll protect her and all that stuff.
Third: Be inquisitive. Be alert and funny, smart and also you need to remember to wear deodorant, shower every night, and wear cologne.
Fourth: ALWAYS open the door for her no matter what, and make sure. Now this is important, don't forget to write this one down, you HAVE to I mean H-A-V-E to make sure she is inside with the door shut, the light on, and looking out the window waving at you before you can drive away. You have to make sure she is safe and sound.
Fifth: Go out wearing cool stuff, not good clothes or church clothes, like cool stuff. A plain shirt, leather jacket, motorcycle boots, and a dirt bike.
Sixth: Take her to a romantic movie, or a movie that she picks, just pretend to like it.
Seventh: Take her to prom. And DO NOT step on her feet. Be an expert dancer.
Eighth: When you driver her home, listen to her girly music, open her car door, walk with her to her front house door, kiss her cheek and then leave.
The end!
