Countryside lunch continued ...
Sam, (Matter-of-factly) "That says no trespassing."
Me, "Indeed. But we're not trespassing because we're not going past the fence. This is just fine. We're ALMOST trespassing, but we're not currently trespassing. And we won't be. So lets just sit right here and enjoy."
Madeline (exasperated tone), "Anyway Sam, even if we are it's fine because mom will just tell them that she is a photographer and it's her JOB to trespass and find cool spots. (Dramatic EYEROLL)."