Ferglett weekend:
Rob: "Sam, while I respect your ingenuity, N O. You are not making a bayonet out of that."
Sam: "Madeline QUICK! Keep holding on to the ladder!!!" (As I'm dashing to the window ... whatintheworld!??!?!?!?!?!??!)
Sam: "No Noah, you can't hit Madeline because she's a girl. SIGH B-U-T ... you CAN torment her till she says a bad word, then enjoy watching her get soap in her mouth."
