No water, frozen pipes...yikes, must....have....coffee....to....think!
Hmmm, do I need coffee?
Yes, so now I will play Little House on the Prairie-
15 trips outside for snow = enough water for a pot of coffee-
boiling toxic snow for coffee...
Sigh, finally......
but wait, 9+ inches of snow, -8 degrees, wind chill advisory, 3 kids, 3 snow days, too cold to play outside and now…now…now...FROZEN WATER PIPES=Ahhhhhhhh!!!